Whyyyy???

I am beginning a torturous reign of an Internet food-based blog. You all will suffer underneath my terrible photos and frankly overdone topic of food and all it's day to day gloriousness.

But why you might ask? What would cause such an innocent human like myself to suddenly rise up from mediocre dirt to even more mediocre digital dirt?


Because my doctor tells me it's unhealthy not to interact with people for extended amounts of time. Because my cats are starting to talk back in a rude and disrespectful manner. Because the sky is blue and the grass is green. There is no reason to this madness.

(maniacal laughter)